MIKKO THE MISERABLE FISH

Ant Wars 2: MIKKO THE MISERABLE FISH

I always think that fish look a bit miserable – it's the way they just swim round and round with their mouths turned down at the corners while they wait to be fed.

 

Even in the wild you rarely see fish smiling.

 

So although Wilson doesn't like the children watching too much daytime tv, he's allowed Diesel the Goldfish to watch a few programmes – just to give him something to do while swimming round in tiny circles.

 

Unfortunately, he saw a feature on This Morning about a fish called Mikko who lives in a Sea Life Centre in Finland – Mikko is allegedly missing seeing visitors during lockdown and has been diagnosed with Clinical Depression.

 

Now Diesel says that he too has clinical depression and he's published a list of 'demands' including, but not limited to: cake, fresh salmon and his own tv – just the same as Mikko.

 

Oh, and for some reason, a Big Mac!

 

Jīqìrén saw the item too (she rarely does anything other than watch tv) and confirmed the gist of the feature, so I suppose we should do something – I'll talk it over with Wilson.