The nice people from SKY have now repaired our Broadband Cable.
They told me it's now 'as good as new' and 'sound as a pound' but suggested I should keep anteaters with spades well away from where it's buried!
On the plus side, without the constant distractions of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Netflix, the boys have made excellent progress – Wilson is confident that if the weather holds, his new Museum should be ready by next weekend.
In any building, the most important consideration is to have Solid Foundations, and today Wilson, Byron and Nërp have started digging the foundations for the Museum.
I suppose the boys will be okay digging a big hole in the garden – they've got Nërp to keep an eye on them, and Wilson's Bitcoin Mine was much deeper than the foundations for this little shed.
However, I'm pretty sure the Broadband Cable is buried somewhere over there, so I hope they take care where they're digg
⚡️FZZZZZZT ⚡️
Between them, Wilson and Byron have managed to manhandle [anteater-handle] one of the newly-painted walls to the site of the Museum.
Nërp is unable to assist on this occasion as he is suffering from VLC (Very Low Charge) but he is supervising the work and offering advice – in barely more than a whisper, to conserve what little charge remains.
Later, this being International Chocolate Day, everyone gathered to eat their Easter Eggs.
Diesel the Goldfish had to have an emergency water change as his Cadbury's Creme Egg leaked into the water and contaminated it.
Diesel protested, insisting that 'it tastes lovely!' but Wilson maintained that it was not a Safe Environment and imposed full Health and Safety Protocols…
