FATHER XMAS FACE MASK

Nothing says Xmas like an Xmas Anteater, apparently, and here is your chance to look like one.

 

Well, a little bit like one…

 

Let's be frank – nobody is going to mistake you for a real anteater if you wear this mask, – although it might make you look a bit like you're carrying out a Bank Raid or some other hold-up, so I would recommend some caution if wearing it to visit your Bank… it might even be misconstrued in a Convenience Store…

 

On the plus side, it does come with an optional stick-on medical mask, but please read the disclaimer below!

 

DISCLAIMER: This face mask has no medical or protective properties – it just makes you look like an anteater wearing a Father Xmas hat; even the optional clip-on medical mask has no medical benefits.

 

THREE WISE ANTEATERS

I expect you've got your Xmas Tree up by now, but you're probably thinking: 'It looks good, but there's something missing'.

 

Wilson is certain he knows what that 'something' is – it's an Anteater Xmas Decoration or three, so he's helpfully designed yet more printable tree decorations for you.

 

The usual instructions apply: cut them out very carefully, then hang them on your Xmas tree using a bit of ribbon or, in an emergency, a straightened-out paper clip.

 

Wilson calls these the Three Wise Anteaters.

 

I hope they don't spoil the look of your tree too much…

 

As I passed the kitchen I could just make out the sound of TT rehearsing some of his jokes. 

 

There's a lot riding on his performance, so I can quite understand if he's feeling a bit nervous… but he's also a real trouper and I know The Show Will Go On!