04/10/2019

LEONARD AND MARIANNE – WORDS OF LOVE

A couple of nights ago Wilson, Byron and I sat together to watch Doc Martin.

It was, as always, slight but entertaining, though I did notice Wilson sniffing every time Caroline Katz appeared…


As requested, I recorded the Leonard Cohen documentary Leonard and Marianne: words of love for Wilson.


I actually watched it live before he returned home – and I must say it was not at all what I had expected, nor hoped for.


Unless W specifically asks about it, I'm not going to mention it, and just hope he forgets all about it…

01/10/2019

BEES' BLOG

Hello and welcome to October!

We are 🐝Polly and 🐝Billi The Bees, and this is our Guest Blog.


You can't imagine how happy we are that Wilson is home again! 


While he was away at the zoo we got quite worried about his New Dad – he just sat around worrying about Brexit and not eating properly – but now that Wilson is safely back home again he's already looking a bit happier.


Wilson's brother Byron has also come to stay, which is good because he helps W to remember he's an anteater and not Alan Sugar or Richard Branson!


So, we've been The Bees, and you've been Great!


We'll see you again next month – until then BEEEEEEE GOOD




30/09/2019

HOME SWEET HOME

I've only just arrived home from collecting Wilson from  the zoo.

The visit took a bit longer than I'd expected, what with Wilson's Mum inviting me in for a cup of tea with gin, introducing me to all the new cubs* which have been born since my last visit, flirting outrageously with several of Wilson's stepfathers, passing out dead drunk for what Wilson described as her 'afternoon nap', and so on that it was late afternoon before I made my excuses and left.


I was only mildly surprised when Wilson went to collect his suitcase and returned accompanied by Byron carrying his suitcase too…


Tomorrow being the first of October, it will be The Bees turn to Blog – don't forget to check it out!
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*Mrs V has such a great profusion of children, I sometimes wonder whether she might not be in some kind of Zoo Breeding Programme? I don't like to mention this to Wilson, but it's no wonder his mum has trouble remembering the kids' names!

29/09/2019

FREE CALENDAR PART FOUR

Following my phone call from Wilson yesterday, allow me to present as promised the fourth and final part of his free 2019 Calendar part-work: October, November and December, which of course includes those dates most important in a young anteater's life: Halloween, Fireworks Night and Xmas.

Also, Brexit Day, but the less said about that the better – I just can't bear to even think about it…


On a brighter note, though, I shall be collecting Wilson from the zoo tomorrow!
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For personal reasons, in future fewer of Wilson's Adventures will be accompanied by photographs – I'm really sorry about this, and hope you can accept my apologies.