Having achieved so much, and with the temperature hovering around 35.5ºC (96ºF) everyone is taking a well-deserved rest and enjoying the fruits of their recent labours on the 'beach'.
Wilson is playing his Peter Dawson 78s on an ancient gramophone, accompanied by ambient sounds of the sea on his tape recorder!
It's a bit too hot and humid for me – I'm indoors with the curtains drawn, drinking an ice-cold lager in front of a fan…
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New Readers Start Here Nº 15
UNCLE ZOLTAN
• A distant relation of the bees, he used to be known as Mad Uncle Zoltan, but in recognition of his tragic life that epithet is no longer used.
• Hobbies include baking, drumming and turning up at weddings, waiting for the vicar to ask, 'If anyone here knows of any just cause or impediment why these two should not be married, let him speak now or forever hold his peace' then jumping up to object on enigmatic and inscrutable grounds.
• Has a stinger and knows how to use it.
• Very fond of children, not at all fond of Wilson.
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