The whole family is in the garden installing the new 'beach hut' and making the garden look as 'beachy' as possible.
I wouldn't be surprised to find swathes of Sea Holly sprouting among the rose bushes, and a groyne installed to protect the sand from 'erosion'…
Wilson has worked really hard on this project, and he later confessed that he was glad to throw himself into physical activity to take his mind off something that's been worrying him.
Apparently his friend Arnold* has been making Bootleg Ant Gin and become involved with some kind of Gang War – and his 'human mom' is being held hostage.
I suggested that maybe W should alert the Authorities, but he said the Cops in the US aren't like in The Bill – they kneel on your neck first and ask questions later – then they shoot you!
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New Readers Start Here Nº 14
DIESEL THE GOLDFISH
• Wilson told me he would like a pet pony, whom he would name 'Diesel' – I refused and eventually bargained him down to a pet goldfish.
• Turns out it was a goldfish he'd wanted in the first place and the pony had been a Bargaining Ploy – W out-manoeuvres me yet again…
• Diesel (the goldfish, not the pony) lives a quiet life as it's difficult to take him out in the car without spilling his water on sharp corners or bumpy roads.
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*Visit Arnold here: https://www.instagram.com/p/CCjOIfNBC74/
or search for the.gourmet.anteater
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