The boys have chosen NOT to establish their DNS International World Headquarters in my Study, after all – Wilson told me that it's just too cramped and untidy, and didn't give the 'right impression'.
Instead they've set up in the Dining Room, where they've called a Press Conference.
This is to Unveil their Company to the world… and to reveal that they will be giving away two new and unique drug names, in order to demonstrate the kind of prestige operation they are running!
However, Wilson has made it perfectly clear that this is, as he put it, 'Strictly a one-off, a Gesture of Goodwill to introduce our Totes Amazeballs service to the world of Big Pharma!' and all future drug names will be charged at the Usual Rates.
Present at the Press Conference are Proprietor Wilson, Principal Associate Byron, CFO Antony, Marketing Director TT, Technical Advisor Nërp and Pterry (because he cries if he's left alone).
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