SIDE EFFECTS

Wilson has suffered a bit of a setback with his Celebrity Diet Book: side effects.

He told me that having carefully observed me, although my weight loss was 'Excellent' there were one or two 'unexpected' problems including, but not limited to:

• Ravenous hunger
• Mood swings
• Fainting
• Dizzyness
• Loss of interest in things
• Vomiting
• Sunken eyes
• Loss of co-ordination
• Hallucinations
• Passing out

To me these sound like the symptoms of starvation (which would not surprise me in the least) but I can't help but wonder if some of the Diet Foods Wilson has fed me may have disagreed with me.

I'm thinking in particular of the Dried Dung Beetles, but I even felt a bit queasy after yesterday's Scorpion Lollipop…