DIET RESEARCH

Before Wilson publishes his Diet Book, he wants to  try out his dietary method on me.

I protested that I was not yet fully recovered from my recent illness, but he would brook no objection, telling me rather that I would heal faster if I could shed a few Kg.

He's got a lot of Dietary Ingredients lined up in the kitchen, and I have to say, I don't like the sound of them. 

Nor the smell.

Nor the size of the saucepan – I hope he doesn't make too much, for I know I shall have to finish up whatever he prepares…

For goodness, sake, he's got a pot of Dried Dung Beetles there – he say's they're to add 'piquancy'!