CHILDREN'S BOOK

I've just bought a children's book for Wilson, to give him some idea of what intellectual level to pitch his own book.

He settled down in his library to read it, then told me that he found it 'Interesting, but politically naïve, and with a lack of plot development.' 

He also suggested that the main character, while obviously cute and adorable, might benefit from a trip to his GP for a Memory Assessment. 

Wilson has also heard from Kevin McCloud declining his offer for his Museum to be featured on Channel 4's Grand Designs, for a very similar reason to that given by Keith Lemon – Grand Designs features only homes, not commercial premises.

At a rough guess, I'd say there is very little commercial about Wilson's Museum – money-pit would be an altogether more accurate description…