Nërp the Robot bravely went out last night looking for the zombies, and he didn't find any! Also, the Zombie Response Team Vehicle has gone, so they're probably fighting the Zombie Threat somewhere that isn't Uckfield.
Nërp was gone all night, and we'd started to fear the worst, but it turned out that his battery went flat and he had to spend a lot of time in an all-night café getting a recharge and pretending to drink coffee.
Now that the danger is over, we're making the most of this unseasonal sunshine with our children, Johnson Major and Johnson Minor, playing in the grass and preparing for the winter football [soccer] season – although why anyone would want to play football in the winter is beyond us! Muddy, cold, damp… UGH!
Anyway, we've been The Bees and we'll see you again next month.
Until then, BEEEEEEEEE CAREFUL AND LOOK OUT FOR VAMPIRES!
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