WELCOME TO THE HAPPY ANT

The Grand Opening Firework Display went well enough – in the sense that nobody caught fire – and now Wilson and Byron are behind the bar welcoming their first customers to the Diner.

Tiny Toy will be performing Stand Up Comedy later, and as they arrive customers are handed a legal document to complete.

All diners will be asked to sign a disclaimer to the effect that, if TT makes them laugh so much they choke on their food, TT, Wilson, Byron and the entire management of The Happy Ant Diner shall not be held responsible in any way, shape, manner or form.

Anyone refusing to sign will be told not to listen to TT’s jokes.