GRAND FIREWORK DISPLAY

As soon as it got dark, Wilson lit his firework.

As displays go, it was a fairly low-key affair, consisting as it did of just one Golden Rain left over from Bonfire Night, but I suppose it did qualify.

The Eurovision Song Contest is one of the Big Events in Wilson’s year, and he’s a bit miffed to be missing it tonight. 

He told me earlier that UK Entry SuRie is a ‘shoe-in’ because 

(A) she is very nice, 
(B) she is singing a good song and, most importantly, 
(C) at least half the countries voting aren’t in the EU – where everyone hates us!

He’s asked me to record the show so he can watch it when he gets home from the Diner, but NOT to tell him who won.