FREE FOOD

Today, as you know, is Wilson’s Official Birthday, but he is at The Happy Ant Diner – along with everyone else – cooking and making last-minute preparations for the Grand Opening this evening.

He has stationed Nërp outside with a tray of Free Snacks for passers-by to taste. I suggested he might want to take it easy with the ant garnishes, but I don’t know whether he’s heeded my advice.

Whatever, Nërp reports a ‘brisk uptake of free snacks’ and assures me that no-one spat the food out – not while he was looking, anyway.