THE G-TEAM

Wilson has headed off with what he has started calling his G-Team to what I can only describe as one of the less salubrious areas of the village, where he plans to immortalise two of his greatest musical heroes in spray paint – Peter Dawson and Bob Dylan.

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m relying on Nërp to keep the boys safe and out of trouble in Uckfield’s ‘Badlands’ – he can seem quite intimidating if you're unused to humanoid robots…