Total income amounts to £66.50 and Wilson has calculated that at this rate it will take him only 41 years to earn his first £Million.
That’s if he doesn’t split it with Byron (who did at least half the work) and runs his stall every day of the year, rather than lounging around daydreaming about his future…
I didn’t like to point out to him that he’d overlooked the initial cost of the ice-cream machine, ingredients, running costs etc – he doubtless thinks such expenses don’t count because he put them all (like everything else) on my VISA card.
Anyway, once the numbers were crunched W went out to relax in the garden and dream about his future as the head of a vast ice cream empire, while Byron poked around in search of any chocolate eggs which might have been overlooked in the Easter Egg Hunt a couple of weeks ago.
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