BLUE PLAQUE UPDATE

Wilson has brought out his Dymo Labelling Machine and re-visited the Blue Plaque on our house, adding 'Inventor of the V-Coin' to his growing list of achievements.

At the moment he's standing outside the front door drawing everyone's attention to the plaque, then trying (unsuccessfully so far) to sell them a V-Coin.

So far he has failed to convince:

• The Dustmen,
• An Amazon Delivery Driver,
• The Window Cleaner,
• The men who cut our neighbours' grass
• A (very rude) man selling Double Glazing and
• Two Jehova's Witnesses.

Actually, it looked as though the Jehova's Witnesses were beginning to weaken in the face of his relentless sales pitch, but at the last minute they left without making a purchase. I think W's trying to convert them to Pastafarianism might have caused some offence.

IN OTHER NEWS, Wilson is VERY excited to have so many New Friends in:

🇵🇱 Poland,
🇺🇦 Ukraine,
🇺🇸 USA,
🇩🇪 Germany,
🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates,
🇹🇷 Turkey,
🇧🇪 Belgium,
🇫🇷 France and
🇰🇷 South Korea!

WELCOME TO YOU ALL, and please tell your friends!