03/12/2017

THE GREAT BRITISH BOIL OFF

Yesterday – for what I sincerely hope is the last time this year – I mowed the lawn. 

Some time ago, Wilson asked me to save some of the cuttings for him to use in an experiment – I've done so, in hopes that it will distract him from his recent problems.


He and Byron are currently busy in the kitchen, performing their experiment, and I'm keeping an eye on them so no paws get burnt, nor noses singed, as Byron isn't as used to cooking as W.


I asked whether they would be sending the results of their scientific investigation to New Scientist magazine – to my surprise, Wilson replied he was more likely to submit it to the trade journal of food retailing, The Grocer...



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