26/11/2017

FUNERAL SERVICE

When Wilson signed up to be an Ordained Priest in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (which he did only so that he could officiate at same-sex Bee Weddings) I bet he never foresaw this sad day. 

He's in the garden – round by the Asteroid Shelter, in the shadow of his Folly – wearing his FSM Hat of Office, officiating the obsequies at Mister Juicy's Funeral. 


When the casket is interred he will add the poster for what would have been his and Mr J's first performance together at the Uckfield Empire Theatre – the performance that would have launched their career.


The younger children are indoors with Diesel and Neil on this most melancholy of occasions, as The Bees think the actual burial might be too harrowing for them. 


The Funeral Party therefore consists only of Polly and Billi (Chief Mourners), Mole the Mole (Gravedigger), Dave the Pig, the sTone Brothers, Byron and me (pallbearer).

I hope the ensuing Wake might take everyone's mind off the recent sad events...



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