OBITUARY

Mister Juicy's Obituary has been published in the Uckfield Examiner, and Wilson is very pleased with it.

Well, pleased in the sense that there are no embarrassing spelling mistakes, sad in the sense that it is necessary, obviously.  

He's also had some Memorial Cards printed, which he says will one day become Collectors' Items.

The interment will take place tomorrow, in a shady spot in the back garden...