I had expected today to be spent moping about Mr Juicy and nursing gin-hangovers from yesterday's Wake, but Wilson heard the Royal News this morning and is determined to cash-in by being the first to market with an overpriced Royal Engagement Souvenir Mug.
He and Byron are in the kitchen cutting out pictures of the Happy Couple and Sellotaping them onto all the mugs in the kitchen cupboards.
Should you be misguided enough to consider purchasing one of these mugs, I wouldn't expect it to be Dishwasher Safe.
I wouldn't even expect it to be Coffee Safe...
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