LAWN MOWING

In spite of Wilson's recent exhortations against football, today he is mowing the lawn at the request of The Bees.

This is because they have a 'Big Match' soon, and they need to mark out their football pitch in good time.

W is making quite heavy weather of the mowing — and I can sort of see his point of view: he's not tall enough to reach the handle of the mower.

I expect that means I shall be doing it myself, as soon as I've had my morning coffee...