01/07/2017

BEES' BLOG

Hello, we are Polly and Billi the Bees, and this is our Guest Blog!

Today we've brought our children, Johnson Major and Johnson Minor, with us to our little allotment to help us improve the environment by planting some lovely seeds and tend our seedlings. It's great fun – you might enjoy it too, if you give it a try!


What with so many terrible things going on in the world, we thought we'd try to cheer you up today with some jokes! Here goes:
 

Q: What do you call a Bee that lives in America?
A: A USB
 

Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine.
 

Q: What do you do with a sick Wasp? 
A: Take it to a Waspital.

We should point out that these jokes were supplied by Wilson's Tiny Toy. We don't understand any of them, so if they're rude, please accept our apologies. 


However, TT assured us that they were 'Comedy Gold!'

Speaking of terrible things, and not wanting to bring you down after that comedic interlude, it is now four months since dear Uncle Zoltan disappeared. Please be on the lookout for him while you're out and about.


If you come across Uncle Z, DO NOT APPROACH HIM, but just call us on Wilson's New Dad's telephone number straight away!


Anyway, we've been The Bees, and we'll see you all next month – until then, BEEEEEEE GOOD! 🐝🐝🐞🐞




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