PIT STOP

When I tried to mow the lawn so the bees could mark out their footy field, I found that the lawn mower wouldn't start.

Closer examination revealed Antony sitting in the battery compartment, pretending he was driving a Formula 1 racing car, while Dave the Pig attempted to carry out a wheel change...

Wilson asked me to save some of the grass cuttings, telling me that I was overlooking a 'valuable cash crop.' He's going to try making Grass Jam and Grass Marmalade.

I hope he puts enough ants in it to take away the taste of grass. 

And weedkiller.