VOGUE MAGAZINE

Following the fashion advice he gave me a couple of days ago, Uncle Zoltan is applying to be Editor of English Vogue Magazine, now that the position has become vacant. 

In other news, one or two* people have reported problems spending their Uckfield Pounds — apparently a few local traders are reluctant to accept the U£ as legal currency, and the rest say they don't even know what the U£ is.

In response, Wilson has designed a handy and eyecatching "Uckfield £ Welcome Here" sticker that local shopkeepers can put in their windows.

Also, don't worry if you're waiting for February's page of your 2017 Anteater Calendar — Wilson has assured me that it will be ready 'soon'.

*Everyone