Uncle Zoltan has been waiting anxiously by the front door all day for the postman to bring a reply to his job application for the post of Editor of UK Vogue magazine.
Wilson has told me he'll be popping out as soon as darkness falls to put up a few of his 'UCKFIELD POUND WELCOME HERE' stickers on the windows of local shops.
So, just another normal day in Uckfield...
Oh, Wilson has just reminded me: members of the Wilson Vermilingua Appreciation Society Facebook Group will receive a small* FREE GIFT later today!
*Really, very small. Almost undetectable.
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