29/01/2017

STICKERING

Wilson went out after dark last night putting up stickers reading UCKFIELD POUND WELCOME HERE on local shop windows.

If your shop has been stickered, please accept my apology, and know that the sticker can be easily removed with soapy water. I shall have a word with W about this later.


Uncle Zoltan has spent the whole day at the front door waiting for the postman to bring a reply to his application for the post of Editor of British Vogue, and railing about the appalling state of the Royal Mail


This in spite of it being Sunday, when there are no deliveries.


No one is prepared to mention this to Uncle Z for fear of a good stinging!



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