HEY MR POSTMAN

Uncle Zoltan's relentless angry pacing up and down on the front door mat is making everyone uneasy — it's as tense in here as in the Big Brother House after Kim Woodburn went in!

When the postman finally called with a letter, Uncle Z fell on it, ripping it open before he realised with disgust that it had been addressed not to him but to 'That Anteater' as he refers to Wilson.

Matters are made even worse by W constantly humming 'Hey Mr Postman', 'Return To Sender', 'Lightning Strikes the Postman' — even the theme music from 'You've Got M@il'! 

If it's his intention to wind Uncle Z up, it is most certainly working...