25/01/2017

FASHION ADVICE

Just as I was settling down to breakfast this morning, I was surprised by the arrival of Uncle Zoltan, looking like a miniature Gok Wan.

He told me he'd been thinking about what he called my 'look and feel' or expérience d'utilisateur as he put it, which he considered would be greatly enhanced if I upgraded my Designer Stubble to a full Hipster Beard. This, he said, would transform me into a total Babe-magnet!


Tempting as this idea is, the day has not yet dawned when I take fashion advice from a misanthropic hornet... although, he does look rather dashing in that top hat of his — and I think I could really work a topper!


Hmmm... thinking about it, maybe he said 'Bee-magnet', not Babe-magnet...



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