After breakfast I made my way into the garden and presented myself at the Ticket Booth.
Wilson greeted me with polite efficiency: 'Good morning, sir, and welcome to the Uckfield Wildlife Petting Farm and Anteater Experience — one adult ticket?' I nodded and proffered a fiver. 'That will be £5. Thank you. Enjoy your day!'
I am the first paying visitor, and as such am entitled to a free tomato. W handed this to me, rather grudgingly, I thought.
Taking my tomato I entered what used to be my back garden but now more resembles a Fairground Midway with booths, stalls and enclosures all around, in search of adventure and fun.
And wild animals to pet...
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