'Having to wash my paws is not the worst part. I shall have to cancel this project on grounds of safety, for it is too dangerous to continue!'
He surveyed the room before adding, 'I cannot put you, my loyal team, at risk from my ground-breaking research, and you will not be able to share in my Nobel Prize... for there will BE no Nobel Prize!'
Many of the toys were sniffing, some openly crying, but Wilson pressed on.
'But even THAT is not the worst of it: I'd just ordered a white lab coat to make me look more science-y... and the eBay retailer does not accept returns!'
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