HEALTH AND SAFETY

'You are aware,' Uncle Zoltan repeated, 'that ALL the Row Seven Elements — where the undiscovered elements lie — are highly radioactive and poisonous?'

Everyone who had handled Wilson's 'Elements' began glancing nervously at each other.

'Is that true?' Wilson demanded. 'I mean, is it REALLY true?'

Uncle Z nodded gravely. 

W held his head in despair. After a moment's thought he announced, 'Okay, everyone who has come into contact with my new Element samples will have to wash their paws!'

'What, even YOU?' Antony asked in alarm.

'Yes, even me!' he replied somberly. 

Polly took W up to the bathroom and made him stand on a stool to reach the wash basin, then watched him washing his paws to ensure he did it thoroughly...