THE RULES OF SAINTHOOD

One of Wilson's friends has suggested a new Mission Statement for him: 'I'm an Anteater — Make My Day!'

W quite likes the sound of this, because his idea of someone 'making his day' is if they give him a treat — a toy, or a sweet maybe. Or a jar of ants. 

But he has been distracted from this topic since he heard from the Church of Pastafaria explaining their (remarkably lax) rules for Sainthood — all one has to do is dress and talk like a pirate.

Apparently in Pastafarianism, pirates have a similar status to Christian Saints or Buddhist Bodhisattvas, so he's in the living room rooting through his Dressing-Up Box looking for his Pirate Costume. He hasn't seen it since last Talk Like A Pirate Day, but he's certain that it's in there somewhere. 

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Yesterday's fANTastic! answer is: decANT
Today's fANTastic! question is: This ANT is a German Philosopher. What ANT is it?

W says he'll have to stop these quiz questions soon, or you won't need to buy his fANTastic! game to play at Xmas...