Wilson has decided to treat the 'getting stuck in a recycling bin' incident as an Industrial Injury, but since he's self-employed he can't decide who to sue. He says that his solicitors, Messrs. "I Can't Believe It's A Solicitors" will advise him.
I hope that, in the absence of anyone else, I don't turn out to be the Defendant Of Choice — perhaps I should seek legal advice myself.
Anyway, I've finally managed to persuade W to explain what he was doing in the recycling bin in the first place: looking for dead flowers.
He added that to say any more would endanger his Intellectual Property Rights, the USP of his new business, so I'm really still none the wiser.
Yet…
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