16/10/2020

THE COWL: TESTING

Nërp is installing The Cowl – his revolutionary new bladeless wind turbine – in the garden, ready for a full test tomorrow.
 
Its inner workings are a closely guarded secret as espionage is allegedly rife in the wind-power game!
 
Our Glorious Leader (aka Boris Johnson) proclaimed only a couple of years ago that 'Wind Power couldn't blow the skin off a rice pudding' but has now U-turned and pledged that wind will power all UK homes by 2030(!) and that the UK will become a 'World Leader' in wind power – or at least in hot air.
 
This being the case I can well imagine that competition to develop more efficient generation will intensify… and Nërp is certain he can develop something truly world-beating!
 

 

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