TT's XMAS COMEDY SHOW

After seven months in lockdown, everyone is getting restless.

The air of ennui and resignation has been replaced with an atmosphere of rebellion – perhaps even of mutiny – ever since the Xmas Demonstration on August Bank Holiday!

 

Wilson noticed it too, and has had a word with Antony, who in turn has spoken to Tiny Toy, and it's been agreed that TT should give a special Xmas Comedy Show to relieve the tension – please note this does NOT mean Xmas will be held even a single day before 25 December!

❝ Hello, good evening, and welcome to the TT Xmas Comedy Show – I am Tiny Toy, and this is my Xmas Comedy Show BlogCast!

What happens to elves when they're naughty? Santa gives them the sack.

What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap.

What is a snowman's favorite breakfast? Ice Crispies.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A Mince Spy!

What says 'Oh Oh Oh'? Santa walking backwards!

What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?

Whats the best Christmas Present? A broken drum – you just can't beat it.

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph!

Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho.

What do you get if you combine Santa and a duck? A Christmas Quacker!

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Iceburgers!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!

What is a skunks favourite Christmas song? Jingle smells!

Thank you, thank you, you're very kind.

My time's nearly up, but before I go, let me ask you a serious question: Why did the turkey cross the road?

Becase the chicken was on holiday!

I must go now, because I'm wanted by the Joke Police for that last joke!

I've been Tiny Toy and I hope you've been a wonderful audience – Happy Xmas! ❞