During breakfast, we heard a disturbance in the garden.
Wilson went out to investigate, and found Andrew the Seagull perched on top of the beach hut.
As soon as he saw Wilson, he shouted down, 'This is a nice gaff – what about me moving in?'
'Oh,' W replied, playing for time, 'How are you Andrew? How was the Sewage Farm?'
'Rubbish!' the bird replied, 'Complete lack of fish heads. I should have stayed in Weston – coming here was a total waste of Air Miles!'
Thinking quickly, Wilson called back, 'Today is Dustbin Collection Day, so why don't you fly around and see what you can find – follow the Bin Truck for a bit – there's "Pickins for All!" as they say in Weston…'
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