29/08/2020

SCHOOL PRECAUTIONS

The British Prime Minister has said:

'It is vitally important children go back to school, with the life chances of a generation at stake!'
He added that the dangers to children of staying at home were greater than the dangers of returning to school – but this from someone who can't even decide if face masks are a good thing or a bad thing, so don't be surprised to see a couple more U-turns before the first day of term! 🙄 
 
However, Wilson is taking the warnings seriously and has barricaded himself inside his Asteroid Shelter 'Just in case you get any ideas about sending me to school, New Dad!'
 
Byron has been trying to persuade him to come out by shouting about the benefits of education down the hole in the ground which is the shelter's entrance, but so far without success.
 
His lack of success may in part be due to Uncle Zoltan also shouting down the hole – things like, 'Don't Let The System Get You, dear boy!'
 

 

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