THE ONE WHERE sTONEYE GOES TO THE OPTICIAN

Following sTony's recent visit to the dentist, sToneye – perhaps feeling a bit left out – expressed a desire to have an eye test.

 

Consequently, Wilson and Byron have taken both sTone Brothers round to the opticians in the village – reasoning that this would be safer than the 'Dominic Cummings Eye Test' where we'd just let sToneye drive around in the car to see whether he hit anything.

 

After a few minutes in the waiting area they were called into the consulting room where, with the optician's help, sToneye took a seat in the examination chair.

 

As soon as he sat down it was obvious there was a problem.

 

The optician was very apologetic, saying that while they frequently treated patients with only one eye, their equipment was not optimised for cyclopean consultations.

 

She continued to test sToney's vision by simply holding the test lenses in front of his single ocular organ, while sTony sat in the half-light anxiously asking, 'What's going on? Is everything alright? Are you okay, bro?' 

 

Eventually the optometrist pronounced sToneye to have 'Excellent' sight and not in need of any corrective visual aid.

 

She also waived the fee for the examination, in view of any embarrassment their lack of facilities may have caused, which I thought was very fair.

 

IN OTHER NEWS, Tiny Toy says he has something 'Amazing and Astonishing' planned for tomorrow!

I wouldn't expect too much – when all's said and done, he is a plush toy's plush toy…