While Nërp ponders how to write Wilson's 'World Beating' Sniff-'n'-Trace App, Wilson and Byron have moved on to their next allegedly Great Idea.
Wilson has long been troubled by the lack of Animal PPE, and in particular the total absence of face masks suitable for the longer-faced mammal (I'm pretty certain he's referring to anteaters) and has invented the Snoot.
This is a conical fabric device which can be easily slipped over the sniffer and will stay in place without awkward elastic straps.
They look quite effective, but I wonder how much demand there can be for this kind of thing – it seems a bit of a niche product to be quite honest…
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In other news, there have been so many orders for Wilson's Enforcer (the 2m whacking stick) that he's put Nërp onto full time production. This will inevitably result in some delay to the release of the new Sniff-'n'-Trace App… just like the government's Official App!
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