WILSON AND THE AMAZING BIG SUIT – A MUSICAL

Wilson is trying to put the recent unpleasantness with Uncle Zoltan behind him by throwing himself into a new Musical Theatre project.

Despite considerable evidence to the contrary, he still believes he's got a major musical in him, and is basing this new work on his latest musical hero, David Byrne.

He's in the middle of re-writing the Talking Heads classic Life During Wartime by changing the words to Life During Lockdown but leaving it otherwise substantially unchanged.

He says that Wilson And The Amazing Big Coat will be the 'Ideal musical for the Year of the Virus' as it's filled with catchy feel-good songs – although none of them have actually been written yet.

I hope he never attempts a rework of GodSpell – I once had to walk out of a theatre performance of the original and I really don't think I could handle FlyingSpaghettiMonsterSpell…