TALKING ANTS

Wilson has been doing some extensive research into the band Talking Heads and has learned two things:

1) he really fancies the bass player – the lovely Tina Weymouth,
and
2) he thinks the Stop Making Sense-era Big Suit worn by David Byrne is the most wonderful garment he's seen since Leonard Cohen's Fedora.

He was so taken by it that he asked Polly if she could run him up something similar on her little sewing machine – and here is the result!

He's been strutting round the house in it all day, complaining that he can't go out and show it off to Uckfield because of the lockdown.

He insists that he's going to start his own band called Talking Ants – it's a nice idea, but I wonder whether its time might have passed in the intervening 30-odd years since Talking Heads disbanded?