19/03/2020

GALLERY TEMPORARILY CLOSED

In view of the Government's recent prohibition on Large Gatherings, and in line with all other major public museums and galleries, Wilson feels he has no alternative but to temporarily close the Vermilingua Contemporary Gallery.

I think he's being unnecessarily cautious, as even on its opening day there were very few visitors – just a couple of curious neighbours and a boy delivering leaflets who really only wanted shelter from the rain…


The Gallery will doubtless re-open the moment the Large Gatherings Ban is lifted, as Wilson is desperate to recoup his outlay on the conversion of the Museum into an Art Gallery.


As it happens, I fall into three of the High Risk Categories being instructed to self-isolate, so I'm extremely fortunate in having access to Wilson's personal robot Nërp who, as a non-biological being, is impervious to viruses. 


He complains incessantly when asked to actually do anything, but I'm sure he'll come up trumps if Wilson asks him to run any errands and so on…



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