17/03/2020

GALLERY MAKES FRONT PAGE NEWS

Over breakfast Wilson scanned the local paper anxiously in search of any mention of the opening of his Art Gallery – he didn't have far to look as it was the Front Page Story.

Unfortunately, Byron had innocently made an unguarded comment which the reporter (or Mendacious Hack, as Wilson pejoratively referred to him) had seized upon to portray the Gallery's employment policy in a negative light – less Family Business, more Den of Nepotism


Once he'd read the article he remarked that the Uckfield Observer had always had it in for him, ever since the time they accused him of sheep rustling.


'They'll take any Good News story, and twist it until it shows me in a bad light!' he complained, adding, 'On the plus side, though, at least they have spelled my name right for once.'



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