THE GREAT WALL OF UCKFIELD

Another of The Sloth Party's Manifesto Pledges is – inconceivably – to build a WALL. 

Wilson assures me that it will be 'A Magnificent wall. A Beautiful wall. A Great wall: The Great Wall Of Uckfield!'

I asked whether the Mexicans are going to pay for it, but Wilson appeared not to understand the reference.

After discussing this most improbable of plans for a few minutes, Wilson asked me, 'Do you think the Mexicans WOULD pay for it?'
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