ORIENTATION LECTURE

Wilson is delivering what he calls an Orientation Lecture to Jīqìrén, which he says will help her settle in and feel at home.

The title of his lecture is Things To Do When You're Bored – I wouldn't have thought this would be of much use to Jīqìrén as she won't have time to be bored, what with all the Useful Tasks and Housekeeping she will no doubt be performing, but far be it from me to interfere with Wilson's carefully crafted Induction Programme…