WORKING IN THE GARDEN

When Wilson is 'working in the garden' it usually means numerous expensive trips to the Garden Centre, but this time it's different: he, Byron and Nërp are all hard at work spray-painting their 3D ITV Logo – and themselves, obviously. 

I'm just glad the younger children are still out of harm's way indoors, as car enamel is notoriously difficult to remove from plush!

Nërp estimates that the work will be completed by Wednesday, and they plan to make their presentation to ITV on Friday, once the paint is fully dry, as apparently nothing is more likely to annoy a TV Executive than getting paint on his pinstripe.

Whether or not ITV is aware of this presentation remains unclear…