SECURITY DUTIES

Since the Wilson Vermilingua New Museum of Old Stuff and a Robot is currently closed, Wilson has appointed Nërp to the post of Museum Security Guard and Cleaner.

Nërp was very pleased by the first position, rather less so by the second – he says he might do a little light dusting and count the exhibits, but draws the line at washing the floor or cleaning the windows…

Other than a peaked cap from a Fancy Dress shop and a plastic Sheriff badge out of a cracker, there is no Security Guard Uniform as such, so Nërp's come up with a Warning Sign of his own.

And given what little he has in the way of equipment, he's really working that hat – at once both sinister and jaunty!

By way of weaponry, Wilson has armed Nërp with a broom… secretly hoping he will grow bored of doing nothing and use it to sweep the floors.