A LITERARY FRIEND

Sporting events take a heavy toll on Wilson… or rather, what he drinks during sporting events takes a heavy toll.

But once his headache started to subside, he mentioned that he'd struck up a friendship with a 'well pretty' assistant at the book shop during his Celebrity Book Signing Event.

During slack times she showed him around the Fiction section, and he says that she's given him 'loads of totes brilliant new ideas' for books he could re-write*.
Top of his list are:

  A Tale of Two Ants
  The Great Antsby
  The Anteater in the Rye
  The Thirty-Nine Ants, and
  Tinker Tailor Soldier Ant

That lot should keep him busy for a little while…
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*Plagiarise