STUDY NOTES

STOP PRESS ANNOUNCEMENT:
Wilson has just achieved more than 8000 Twitter Followers!
Eight THOUSAND! Yay! I’m SO PROUD of him!

I assumed that he would want to celebrate with a party, but he told me there would be time for celebration later, and in the meantime he he had work to do on a New Project.

He wouldn't tell me the nature of this project, but I noticed that he has discovered 'Study Notes'.

I'd never heard of them, but apparently they're précis or plot summaries of classic novels that tell you everything you could possibly want to know about the original novel, but in just a few hundred words – basically, massive spoilers!

I can't imagine why anyone would want to miss out on the pleasure of savouring a good book, but Wilson says he has a plan.

Currently he's making notes about Lord Of The Flies, Animal Farm, The Road To Wigan Pier and Death In Venice.

I have no idea of his purpose, but I shall probably find out over the course of the next few days – when the bills or complaints start arriving…